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The grass is always greener, there’s always that one cooler place to be. Not anymore there isn’t, what do YOU know about in car parties.

Lights Flashing lights, sirens, conscious panic. Check, belts, yes, mental note, tax, MOT, why, what are they. What is this. Pull over, faces, wind the windows down, look honest. “Hello” Two men, stern.
“Sorry to pull you over, it’s just that, your Volkswagen is nowhere near low enough.”

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